‘COOLING THEIR ARDOUR’?

Babette Francis (Endeavour Forum) wrote in a Quadrant article “Panic in the Left’s Giggle Factory” 19th November 2016:

“He isn't making with the gags himself, but Donald Trump is boosting global merriment by inspiring his critics to make monumental jokes of themselves. They simper, they sob, they pack suitcases and, most of all, they sneer non-stop at voters deemed so less intelligent than their precious selves.
If US President-elect Donald Trump achieves nothing during his four years in the White House, he has at least given us days of laughter following his election.  In this grim world of ours there is often little to laugh about, so thank you, Mr. President-elect, for the hilarity following your election. Observing the mainstream media scrutinizing the tea leaves (and their own entrails) has been side-splitting.

Take the ostentatiously virtuous  Peter van Onselen, columnist for The Australian, who  wants to tear up his US passport because of the Trump triumph.  Perhaps he could tear up his Australian passport as well — just so long as he doesn’t litter our streets with its debris, as angry Clinton supporters have been doing in ‘blue” states in the US.

You see, van Onselen says he could not look his daughters in the eye if he did not protest Trump’s stated intention to see Roe v Wade overturned and, more generally, because of Trump’s attitude to women.  Well how does Professor van Onselen look his daughters in the eye while babies in China and India are being aborted purely because they are female? And why didn’t he tear up his US passport when President Bill Clinton seduced an intern in the Oval Office, lied about it and plunged the US into years of hearings and impeachment proceedings?  Or when Democrat Senator Ted Kennedy parked a one-night girlfriend in a pond, left her to drown and did not report the accident until the following day? And has Professor van Onselen told his daughters about all John F. Kennedy’s affairs, including his fling with a mafiosi’s mistress?....”

To which Canadian Wallace Klinck responded:
Fortunately, we are now suffering the onset of the Canadian winter and I understand that this is cooling the ardour of some of our outraged and terrified American neighbours who are desperately attempting to escape the impending oppressive tyranny of a Donald Trump Administration south of the border. This is comforting because with what we now have as a “Prime Minister” in Canada we have more than enough troubles of our own without importing more of the same.”
 
 
 
 

MAMMON – ROOT OF ALL KINDS OF EVIL
Rod Culleton in 'WHAT’S UP ROD?'